Posted 3 days ago
I want to lay down next to you after you’ve had a long stressful day at work or school and your boss/peers were complete assholes to you.. and made your mood descend throughout the remaining hours of the day.
I want to lay there and listen to every single thought that’s on your mind. Everything that’s bothering you or anything you just can’t seem to keep your mind off of.
I won’t interrupt, I promise.
I’ll let you vent for as long as you needed to, while I massage your shoulders, your back, anywhere you’d like.
Instead of interrupting, I’ll kiss you from time to time and make you forget your stressful day.. even for a split second.
I’ll run my fingers softly across every inch of your skin, leaving behind a trail of goose bumps while I make sure and massage the stress out of your tense muscles.
Soon, my hands on your body will make all the problems you’ve been dealing with fade into the background. My fingertips tracing across your jawline will have you staring at my lips mindlessly, craving that first emotionally deep kiss that makes you suddenly forget how to breathe properly.
Once I kiss you, exactly how you want me to, I’ll watch as you try and catch your breath while I’m also trying to catch mine.
I won’t stop there, though. I’ll know exactly how to make you relax after your miserable day. My method of stress relieving therapy will make you moan a little and probably have you gripping the sheets.. but I promise all your tense muscles will be cured after I’m done with you.
Posted 3 days ago

badsciencejokes:

There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Posted 3 days ago

octopusbath:

hamishwatson:

if ur screwing up ur life cuz u are a perfectionist with major anxiety who procrastinates and spends way too much time on the internet clap ur hands

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Posted 3 days ago

rookerie:

fun fact: the only thing standing between you and success is a small, angry gnome which has dedicated its whole existence to ruining you. you must not let it win

Posted 4 days ago
I want to lay down next to you after you’ve had a long stressful day at work or school and your boss/peers were complete assholes to you.. and made your mood descend throughout the remaining hours of the day.
I want to lay there and listen to every single thought that’s on your mind. Everything that’s bothering you or anything you just can’t seem to keep your mind off of.
I won’t interrupt, I promise.
I’ll let you vent for as long as you needed to, while I massage your shoulders, your back, anywhere you’d like.
Instead of interrupting, I’ll kiss you from time to time and make you forget your stressful day.. even for a split second.
I’ll run my fingers softly across every inch of your skin, leaving behind a trail of goose bumps while I make sure and massage the stress out of your tense muscles.
Soon, my hands on your body will make all the problems you’ve been dealing with fade into the background. My fingertips tracing across your jawline will have you staring at my lips mindlessly, craving that first emotionally deep kiss that makes you suddenly forget how to breathe properly.
Once I kiss you, exactly how you want me to, I’ll watch as you try and catch your breath while I’m also trying to catch mine.
I won’t stop there, though. I’ll know exactly how to make you relax after your miserable day. My method of stress relieving therapy will make you moan a little and probably have you gripping the sheets.. but I promise all your tense muscles will be cured after I’m done with you.
Posted 4 days ago

ivies:

today I went to olive garden and there was a man wearing a fedora behind me and my mother whispered to me “why is that man wearing a hat we are indoors I don’t understand” and he whipped around with all seriousness and said “twilight sparkle came to me in a dream and requested that I wear this crown for the duration of the evening” and me, not knowing what to do just said “ok” but then the guy started laughing and he was like “I’m just kidding I just like hats”

Posted 4 days ago

thorium-230:

if you mock someone for praying or finding comfort/purpose in their religion then you are a gross person

(Source: jonasnightingay)

Posted 4 days ago
victorvigny:

Ah yes thank you that’s exactly what I meant.

victorvigny:

Ah yes thank you that’s exactly what I meant.

(Source: firefoxacademy)

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Posted 4 days ago